the psimians of mu
DOGS & MONKEYS cd
01-building a hole
02-the human condition
03-the white bird
04-animal rites
05-watchdog
06-jabberwocky
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building a hole
the human condition
jabberwocky
AndTheArchitects
AMediumSizedDog.mp3
AShrilShit.mp3
AnimalRites.mp3
BedtimeForBonzo.mp3
Breathing
BuildingAHole
Capitalism.mp3
Crux.mp3
Hij03.VAC.mp3
Jabberwocky
Microsong.mp3
Sch11.DM3.mp3
StrainingToMaintain.mp3
TheHumanCondition.mp3
VS06.DM3.mp3
WhiteBird.mp3
WhoPaysThePiper
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The History of the Psimians of Mu
The history of the Psimians is shrouded in mystery. Scholars’ conflicting conjectures are confounded by contradictory evidence compounded by mutual misunderstanding, mischievous misquotation and flagrant fabrication. Despite extensive research, Psimianists have to date not even established unequivocally what species the Psimians were, opinion being divided more or less equally between those who hold that they were humans, and those who argue that they belonged to a closely related species of telepathic primates. Both theories find their most persuasive arguments from otherwise hard-to-explain absences of evidence that the opposing theory would lead one to expect to find: on the one hand there are no physical remains which can be irrefutably identified as remnants of members of a non-human psimian species, and on the other there are none of the written materials which would have been left behind by any non-telepathic species with a culture as highly developed as this one. Both schools of thought claim support from the existence of widespread, shameless plagiarism of Psimian ideas by contemporary and near-contemporary humans*, the one presenting it as evidence of humans’ inability to independently produce material of this quality, and the other as evidence of a continuing human tradition to which the Lemurians were seminal contributors. A more obscure third school, a kind of scholarly lunatic fringe disingenuously trying to pass an outmoded conservatism off as the height of radicalism, argues that the non-existence of essential evidence reflects a similar essential non-existence of the Psimians of Mu themselves, and argues that the plagiarisers are in fact innovators; but few scholars today take such flamboyant and provocative controversialism seriously.
Simon would like to acknowledge the absorption, adoption, adaptation or abduction of thoughts previously associated with Susan (theo) Panter, Lesley (al) Pearce, James (jim) Gunn, Nick (the stick) Harris (?), Larry Law, Fabian, John Sladek, James Joyce, Henry Ford, Terry Nation, Herman Hesse, Timothy Leary, Richard Alpert, and all who have contributed to the diffuse collective creativity manifested here (as throughout the multiverse). Nevertheless, the entire contents of these CDs is copyright © Simon Legg, 2001 or earlier, except for the words of "the white bird", which are by Andrea (nee Beare) Abbas, and those of "jabberwocky", which are by Charles (lewis) Luttwidge (carroll) Dodgson.
*Amongst many others, the writers James Joyce, Douglas Coupland and Russell Hoban, and the musicians John Lennon, John Lydon, Simon Legg, the True Flies, the Skalinskis and Abdera.
GO TO Simeon "& the Psimians' " webpage or
GO TO the Nu Psimians' webpage or
GO TO the Skalinskis' website or
GO TO the "True" Flies' webpage or
GO TO the The Half-Blind Guide Corpse Ignorantly Cooperative Music-Making Project (TH-BGCICM-MP) websiteSimeon exposed:
this page was coded in HTML™
("HTML™: more incomprehensible than Glaswegian;
more unpronounceable than the secret name of God")